Friday, March 16, 2012

From a newsletter

Failed Quotes:

The horse is here to stay but the automobile is only a novelty- a fad. — President of the Michigan Savings Bank

The cinema is little more than a fad. It's canned drama. What audiences really want to see is flesh and blood on the stage. — Charlie Chaplin, 1916

A rocket will never be able to leave the Earth's atmosphere. — New York Times, 1936

There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be obtainable. It would mean that the atom would have to be shattered at will. — Albert Einstein, 1932

The world potential market for copying machines is 5000 at most. — IBM, to the eventual founders of Xerox, saying the photocopier had no market large enough to justify production, 1959

How, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck? I pray you, excuse me, I have not the time to listen to such nonsense. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Rail travel at high speed is not possible because passengers, unable to breathe, would die of asphyxia. — Dr Dionysys Larder (1793-1859)

The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys. — Sir William Preece, Chief Engineer, British Post Office, 1878

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. — Lord Kelvin, British mathematician and physicist

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Friday, October 7, 2011

From a Facebook post

“Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't.” — Richard Bach

Thursday, July 28, 2011

From a web site

A full stomach and an empty soul is the most severe form of destitution. — William Booth

Friday, July 15, 2011

From Pioneer USA on Twitter

If Jesus Christ be God and died for me, then no sacrifice can be too great for me to make for Him. — C.T. Studd

Saturday, June 4, 2011

From Mikey's Funnies

It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t care who gets the credit. — Harry S. Truman